Our new zsmedics uniforms are now current.

If yoo’re not in the memba list modelling yoors, then send a dm pic to Matron to get sorted! Or it’s bedpans at dawn!

Check out the gallery for examples of each Team’s regulations uniform.

Team Silk being split between frontline and hospital duties get 2 uniforms. One camo for ‘out there’ and one pink for ‘in here’. Don’t try wearing one over the other, it only restricts movement and can confuse the victi…. patients.

To get yoor uniform just save the image from the memba list. Yoo can use it for your avatar when zsmedics take part in the next Zombie Squad adventure, and are let loose on the injured again.

Team Leaders wear rather snazzy tunics now, so they’re easy to spot, unfortunately they’re also easy for the zombies to spot too, so they are issued with rocket powered roller skates so they can get out of a dodgy situation pretty quick. Don’t stand too close when they’re fire them up!
Hate the smell of burnt fur!

Now an army marches on it’s stomach, and none moreso than Zombie Squad, so we now have a Catering Division with DailyBaileyDog in charge, having vast experience of handling food, baking, cremati… roasting and handling tupperware in any situation.

We’re holding a recruitment drive this week coming, for more staff, with a simple intiation test to check you know one end of a bedpan from the underside of a roasting pan, and other exciting questions. There will be a certificate at the end, as with all courses, but this one is only open to those members of Zombie Squad who just want to get their tongues round the bowl and paws in the treat boxes.

So that’s about all the gossip for this weekend, I’m now going to check the gleam on the bedpans to check my hat’s on straight, and relax in my office with a nice glass of whis…. milk.

Matron is leaving the building! At ease soldjers!

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