Welcome Ollie @parsleysmum to the squad pals.

He successfully completed our stringent and difficult corse to become one of us and he has his own instruments! Bonus!

Ollie will be in team erm…. [flicks through paperwork and scats plate of bacon on floor] Drat!!! erm… got it here somewhere, talk amongst yourselves, perhaps one ov yoo been to Peppa Pig Land recently? I hear via the Prime Minister it’s worth a trip….

erm… aaahhh here it is…. Ollie will be part ov Team Silk in the Field Hospital dealin wif cashulties an all that gorey stuff…. [wobbles]

At ease soldiers!
[salutes and wobbles out of room]